MikeGimmelli
I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.
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Wicked_Lester
Skull And Crossbones wrote:

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.

back to front to back or front to back to front? :-[
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MikeGimmelli
Raiderman wrote:

Skull And Crossbones wrote:

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.

back to front to back or front to back to front? :-[


i dont know......uhhh..........both i guess lol.  gotta search for them clingons ya know?  lol
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Mantooth
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
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MsCeeAngel
Ye who laughs last laughs the best laugh!
~MsCeeAngel~ XD
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MikeGimmelli
someone who is constipated cannot be scared shitless.
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da_wizard


A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.

alcohol is not a toy.......it's a tool....to be used by responsible drunks
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AlpineValleyGirl
a friend of mine told me he had just bought a Ford Probe.  I told him I hoped he didn't pay up the ass for it.
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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MikeGimmelli
AlpineValleyGirl wrote:

a friend of mine told me he had just bought a Ford Probe.  I told him I hoped he didn't pay up the ass for it.


nice!  lol
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MikeGimmelli
Don't believe what a fly tells you, they're usually full of crap.
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AlpineValleyGirl
does Steel Wool
come from mEtulZ shEEp?

i miss catz
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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MikeGimmelli
AlpineValleyGirl wrote:

does Steel Wool
come from mEtulZ shEEp?

i miss catz


that was a good one LOL
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MikeGimmelli
girls who use vibrators are constantly getting shafted.
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Mantooth
Okay, why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread? She ain't got the crust!
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AlpineValleyGirl
did you hear about the guy who lost his hot dog business?
I guess he just couldn't cut the mustard
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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