Tiger479
Now I know why my do barks art night. Last night he was really pissed so I go see WTF is going on and the little fkr is eating my dogs food. He wasn't too happy to see me, or the shovel in my hand. He go away, but I'm sure he'll be back 
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Gnomez
Dirty little fucker
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AlpineValleyGirl
there's been a huge raccoon hanging around our neighborhood lately
we came home late one night and scared it while it was trying to break into our bird feeder
it took off across the backyard and hid behind a 33 gallon garbage can and stood up
and it was taller than the garbage can which is about 4 ft tall
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Tiger479
My .357 would make a mess and cause neighborhood chaos, so I'm going to go get an air rifle and have alittle fun with him this weekend. 
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Gnomez
You guys get all the cool shit over there
We don't get Raccoons....or .357's
Can you really own one of those Tiger?
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AlpineValleyGirl
a long time ago
I came home from work and saw a pair of eyes glowing on my porch
and I thought it was one of my cats so I reached out to pet it
and the motion-sensor light went on right before I petted a possum

and what's the scariest critter in your village, gnomez?
vicious echidnae?
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Tiger479
Gnomez wrote:

You guys get all the cool shit over there
We don't get Raccoons....or .357's
Can you really own one of those Tiger?

Yep, I got a Ruger GP100 .357 with a six inch barrel. There are also companies that make 50 cal. hand guns.

Hell, this is Texas you can get all kinds of guns, no full autos though, those are illegal here.

Smith and Wesson, Ruger, Desert Eagle make some really cool BIG guns.
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Tiger479
AlpineValleyGirl wrote:

DON'T SHOOT ME!  I'M CUTE!


No need to worry Im a lover not a fighter, but that damn opossum's days are numbered.
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Gnomez
Man your gun laws are so lax...

We have possums too AVG but no snakes or bears or alligators etc
We get the odd shark on our beaches in summer but not Great Whites and no real nasty jellyfish
All the truely nasty creatures are in AustraliA
The nastiest spider we have is the Katipo which is pretty nasty but they are very rare and I've never seen one
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Gnomez
Did u get the little hairy fecker Tiger?
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Tiger479
Haven't caught him yet, but winter is coming and the squirels are driving my dog nuts.
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Gnomez
He shouldn't have fucked around trying to get the helmet on.....
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Gnomez
So what's been happening Live DD?
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Tiger479
There was a dead Opossum in the street this morning... Shit, that lucky bastard escaped the Pendelum I have in my basement. 
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AlpineValleyGirl
aww  :-[  we found a dead squirrel under my nephew's junk car after the tow truck took it away
it was curled up like it was asleep with its eyes open and so frozen to the ground we can't budge it
so now I have to keep running it over every time I park there
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