Catzzz
You know your a man when....


ure ballz are so big you walkz funnae

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stevenstrong
Yooz know your ah man when u sit on the toilet and your cock touchez the water...
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Catzzz
lolz



when they refers to your bulge as Elephant tailz thenz Camel  Tailz
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AlpineValleyGirl
the bitch shuts her face the FIRST time you tell her to do it
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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stevenstrong
AlpineValleyGirl wrote:
the bitch shuts her face the FIRST time you tell her to do it
lolz, classic.
...she gladly putz her piss colored head ah hair back under teh toilet bowl so u can move your bowlez.
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MikeGimmelli
you know your a man when you kick a midgets ass.
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stevenstrong
...Ming phong says "me don wan nemor American tree"
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AlpineValleyGirl
.... chuck norris comes asking you for help
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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MikeGimmelli
...when the hooker gives the money back  LOL
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stevenstrong
...she says: if u let me go, i wont notify authorities.
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MikeGimmelli
stevenstrong wrote:
...she says: if u let me go, i wont notify authorities.


damn right!
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ZaktarZodiac
You Know You're A Man When...
Some Hillbilly Shouts "Hoe-Down" And Your GF Hits The Floor!
You Know You're A Man When...
Your Junk Hangs Outside Of Your Boxers And You "Have To"
Either Duct Tape It Strap It To Your Leg In Order To Keep It Down!
You Know You're A Man When...
No Matter Where You Go, They ALWAYS Stop And Stare...Seriously!
You Know You're A Man When...
Someone From The Ghetto Asks You For A Light And You Give Em' The Finger!
You Know You're A Man When...
You Stand In Front Of A Congragation And Everyone Bows They're Heads
And Address' You As Not Only Their King, But They're Lord And Savior As Well!

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MikeGimmelli
you know you're a man when you get into a fight with the ENTIRE bar and win.


you know you're a man when you can take a dump on command.


you know you're a man when you're woman never says no.


you know you're a man when you're clothes clean themselves.


you know you're a man when the cops ask YOU for back up.


you know you're a man when lions and other vicious animals back away from YOU.
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MikeGimmelli
you know you're a man when you walk through the ghetto and the gangstas shoot themselves cause they know they could never take you.
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ZaktarZodiac
You Know You're A Man When...
Chuck Norris Asks YOU For Advice! (Boyz Don't Phuk w/Chuck!)
You Know You're A Man When...
Rocky Balboa Shouts Your Name After A Match!
You Know You're A Man When...
The A-Team Hires You Because There's A Job They CAN'T Handle!
You Know You're A Man When...
You Were Born, YOU Smacked The Doc And "Bitch, Puch Me Back-In...I Wasn't Through Yet!"
You Know You're A Man When...
The Tuttles Address You By "Sir" And "Please" And Have Your Hog Ready In A Day!
You Know You're A Man When...
You Enter A Hurricane OR Tornado And It BACK THE HELL DOWN!...lol.
You Know You're A Man When...
Satan Himself Says: "Yo' Man...That's Just Mean...You Evil!"
You Know You're A Man When...
In Darwins Various Descriptions He Was ALWAYS Reffering To You!
You Know You're A Man When...
Scientologeists And Muslems Finally See An Image Of Their Prophets...And It's You!

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