• Ask_Mr_Owl
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Name Your Fantasy - Name Game
01. YOUR PORNO/ELF NAME: ( just add a nasty "verb" in front of your favorite snack food)

02. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first three letters of real name plus "izzle"

03. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color and favorite animal )

04. YOUR Sci-fi/SyFy NAME: ( the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first )

05. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ( your second favorite color, and favorite drink)

06. YOUR IRAQI/Fantasy NAME: ( second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name )

07. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( both parents middle name - start with mother's)

08. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( "black" and the letter "FU" "V" or "Z" in place of the 1st letter of the name of your pet )

09. PIRATE NAME: ( your middle name after the word Captain )

10. ROBOT NAME: ( add Wipe, Bee, Prime, Scream or Tron to an "noun"

11. DISNEY NAME: ( add an "verb" in front of bi, her, bear, year)

12. NINJA NAME: ( first two letters of your first name added with "Ruto" or "Mon" )

13. YOUR STRIPPER/HOOKER NAME: ( Add fook-, Sook-, Blow-, Do-, Alotta-, or Ivanna- in front of a "verb"
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You know your a man when game
Wemon offer you to lick their cherry chapstick or ask
you to demonstrate just how many licks it takes to get there!
Or as terrance d'arvey once said: she kissed me and she put it there!
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Word Associaition Thread
Pasta Alfredo
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Kola_Knut wrote:
Gnomez wrote:
Catz isn't a Pepsi man....he prefers the Cock..or was that Coke?
Nah I'm sure he said Cock

just as long as he doesnt cut it. im sure he will be okay.  

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Noodles vs Rice
What's your favorite brand or flavor and why? 
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What's your favorite vegitable?
Simple question needs simple answer! 

Mine is Carrots or Carrot juice!
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Re: Zakk Wylde interview
Hail Zall. Hail Zall. Hail Zall. Hail Zall.
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Is Gnomez A Stalker?
Gnomez wrote:
Have you tried eBay?

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you' throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay----hai-hai-hai
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gnomeZ isnt getting any
Gnomez wrote:
A chord or a nerve?
Nah I just don't like being accused of things that I'm not
or being blamed for things that other people have done.
Like I i've only tattled to wiz once. That's just not true.
I have Tattled lots of times of which none i'll spout here.

Doesn't it hurt to be accused of a crime you did'nt commit?
Or better yet, to be someone that you know you are NOT?? 
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Skull And Crossbones wrote:
Kola_Knut wrote:
Tiger479 wrote:
Never tried it, Iv'e seen it at Wal-Mart too

WAL-MART also sells ice cold PEPSI-COLA. pick-up a case or two and tell them caleb sent you!

LOL awesome.  i prefer cock myself.

Yeah, I bet you would. Jack-in or Jack-off?
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Confusious See-N-Say...
He says: help those who cannot help themselves lest you belong on other end.
He says: there is a prize in every box, but some may not see it for what it is.
He says: those who do not don't know, but those who do know all.
He says: music is the bard of life, whereas video is meerely an orb of facts!
He says: Practice paitence, listen and learn, speak out of turn and no nothing.
He says: death is a locked door with no key, but life is a revolving door with many turns!
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How many licks did it take?
MsCeeAngel wrote:
I dunno... Ask Mr. Owl! Lol

    You rang... ask away angel, ask away?
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Re: The Official Survival Horror Video Game Thread
0v3Rt3hM0unTa1n wrote:
Skull And Crossbones wrote:
yeah it was. it was like resident evil 4 with beefed up graphix and 2 player support.

if you like the traditional resident evilz, the zero was the best IMO. its only available on GameCube (or Wii). i have it btw

Actually... Umbrella chronicles on wii was much better then most of them, but yes, 0 comes a close second.
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Re: The Official Survival Horror Video Game Thread
0v3Rt3hM0unTa1n wrote:
the're already up to silent hill 8? wow. i've passed resident evil 0-4, code veronica, and silent hill 1 and 4, as well as silent hill origins. I also have THE SUFFERING on xbox, but i cant pass it. does devil may cry count for survival horror?

Only if you really hate clowns popping out of no where. and MissCee as stated above, Suffering was only on xbox.
It's sequel, ties that bind was on PS2 and PC-CD. Resident evil 0, original part 1 director's cut, Resident evil 2 dual shock
with extreme battle mode, 3-nemesis, Left for dead on 360, and Code veronica. the others including 4 and outbreak were really shitty! Silent hill 1-4 were very creepy and yes, even Fatal frame to a much lesser degree.
Allthough I can't quite deal with Siren... now that game is creepy as hell !!  
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Rock/Metal Radio Stations
Gnomez wrote:
I'm redirecting a satellite to hover over your house right now Catz...it has x-ray capabilities....you might wanna put some clothes on and stop watching gay Tron

Yeah... I also hear that too! 
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