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Gnomez
It's only the guys here who mock me.
I think they're envious of me because I'm extremely intelligent and good looking and for a dwarf (or vertically challenged man as I prefer to be called) my penis size is disproportionate to the rest of my body...honestly you would think I was a black man...but anyway I digress....so yes the chicks here really dig me for some reason but I can't help if the guys see me as a threat and like to taunt me by calling me shorty or the human tripod
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stevenstrong
Gnomez wrote:

Thankyou
See I can come up with some great ideas
I don't know why everyone mocks me all the time

it's because your Australian gnomezy.
( now zats wut i call ah knife mate )
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Gnomez
Stevie you bitch you've insulted me!
I'm a fuckIng Kiwi not an Aussie
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stevenstrong
Gnomez wrote:

Stevie you bitch you've insulted me!
I'm a fuckIng Kiwi not an Aussie

lolz...i know that gnomezy, ah while back i googled sheep jokes just for u and i read sumwherez that callin yooz kind Australian would be offensive and i just now found an oppurtunity tah use tha insult...just 4 kicks.
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Gnomez
you struck a nerve...we get called Australian all the time when we are overseas....I guess our accents are very similar but Aussies and kiwis can tell them apart.It would be like me calling you a Canadian because your accent is the same.....or Like calling an Irish or a scotsman an englishman! Reow
I knew you were only winding me up
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stevenstrong
canadian bacon sux...the movie and the real thing.
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