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AlpineValleyGirl
(opens the trapdoor behind the bar, shines a flashlight down into the darkness)

um, is that a meth lab?  I think Stevie has been living down here for a few months

there's a table full of burnt pots and pans
and underwear strewn all over the floor

ew
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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Crazy_eyes
AVG, I didn't go down in the wet t-shirt contest easily.  I went down on TQ easily.
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AlpineValleyGirl
. . . .  and I'm sure she greatly appreciated it.       
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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TortureQueen
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Crazy_eyes
AlpineValleyGirl wrote:

. . . .  and I'm sure she greatly appreciated it.         

She loved every second of it.
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Gnomez
All three seconds of it??? 
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Crazy_eyes
Hell yeah.  She had 3 orgasms in those 3 seconds.  My tongue does a body good.
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minime
bump
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Gnomez
Sure is quiet around here
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TortureQueen
AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    lol.....  just thought i' break the silence   
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AlpineValleyShoes
snap

just thought i' break your neck
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AlpineValleyGirl
well I'm just so honored I don't know what to say
after being on here for 5 years or so, I finally have a clone

Hey Bartender!  got one of those old-timey selzer bottles?
the kind the Three Stooges blast each other with?
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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AlpineValleyShoes
AlpineValleyGirl wrote:

well I'm just so honored I don't know what to say
after being on here for 5 years or so, I finally have a clone

Hey Bartender!  got one of those old-timey selzer bottles?
the kind the Three Stooges blast each other with?
it was that or TortureShoes
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