"Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I've ever met. Son of Sam is a close second,"

-Geezer Butler

alcohol is not a toy.......it's a tool....to be used by responsible drunks
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"Lets fucking rock" Ozzy said.
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[hugging Sharon ] "Merry xmas?.now fuck off."

and of course, his classic:

"Rock and Roll!"

I'll believe it the day Ozzy sings a real love song. ::animatedlaugh
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...................................SHARON!!..................*continues mumbling and shuffling about, wearing black slipperz and smoke jacket*.
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don't bring another animal home sharon. my favorite because im the same like sharon i' bring animals home and the hubby gets pissed lol
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LA`s not a good place to grow old. It`s a Paris Hilton-getting-fucked-up-the-arse kind of town . . . a town full of ambulance chasers.
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Everytime I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face. What have you been up to?

I'll get a pig's head from the butcher's. That'll fuck him up.

I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!

You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!

All you have to do is say "Fuck Off" when the vagina doctor calls.

No we won't -- no we won't break the law Sharon.

I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.

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