Gnomez
RRRAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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AlpineValleyGirl
Run Away!!!  It's an Evil Sheeeeeeep!
Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
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stevenstrong
AlpineValleyGirl wrote:

Run Away!!!   It's an Evil Sheeeeeeep!

...with HORNZ!!
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Crazy_eyes
Gotta remember.  Gnomez is a kiwi.  He sees sheep and gets a boner.
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Gnomez
Ewes don't wanna mess with a horny sheep
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Mantooth
A useful member of society at last.
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Tiger479
Horny sheep needs a cigarette to calm down
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Mantooth
Early in the morning risin' to the street. Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet.
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Gnomez
I DOn't smoke
Except after sex
And sometimes during
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Crazy_eyes
Gnomez, put down the sheep, take the cigarette out of it's butt, and nobody will get hurt.
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Gnomez
But it's a roll your own!?
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Tiger479
My grandparents used to have this plastic donkey that held cigarettes on its back like a packmule, and when you lift its tail up the cigarette would drop out of its butt. I used to think that was the funniest shit ever.
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Gnomez
You've just made Tigers day Jnr Wiz
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da_wizard
THAT IS SOME PRETTY FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE BOYS AND GIRLS

alcohol is not a toy.......it's a tool....to be used by responsible drunks
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Tiger479
HELLLZZZ YEAH, I gotta get one!!! Where did you find that?
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