go to a pawn shop, buy a used VCR player, buy dirt cheap tapes and watch movies till you drop dead from the ecstasy of it all. maybe you can get all eclectic and start watching "B" movies...and laughing at how gay and unrealistic the actors are as they feign fear or anger or ...sniffle, sadness.
I don't have 1800, but i have probably a good five hundred at least. and yea. there's never anything to watch. I've been getting into watching the movies made for kids like Horton Hears a Who. VERY funny movies when you're tired. Some great and creative minds make those movies. Sounds gay but it's true. The one about Scrat...um...let me think. It's called Ice Age, yea. the original one? It's freaking hilarious. There's a metal club in town that has a huge screen, one night they were playing Horton Hears a Who while a band was ripping it up. It was why I bought the movie. Very cool. But then, I'm a Floyd kind of girl, a bit on the trippy side anyways.
I'll believe it the day Ozzy sings a real love song. ::animatedlaugh