stevenstrong
sent at 3:47 a.m.

dear stevie, i know that all these years i've been trying to mind bang everyone with my gene fuckery but the fact remains that the band i grew up loving and pulling my penis off over their sacred posters, just isnt the same without the rest of the original jews. therefore, im focusing my attention on the great DANZIG and was wondering if you want to come over and worship his '94 tour t-shirt with me? please say yes stevie or i mite just plug the toaster oven in this time before i drop it in my epsom salt bath.
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danzigboy
ruthless.
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davie_lee
both of you literally shut the fuck up rite now.

*gets off joey bennets mom, walks out.*
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stevenstrong
sent at 2:27 a.m.

dear stevie, i just saw a unicorn in my back yard.
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danzigboy
....its wrong to exploit your granny like that brother.



THIS JUST IN, gene simmons has been murdered by his own hair.
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stevenstrong
tomorrows front page of dallas morning news: " jew perm kills jew. "



***plays plaster caster***
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danzigboy
i have footage of shannon literally blowing tosh.o in some rusty van...parked in a filthy alley somewhere in detroit.
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