stevenstrong
Masti-batiez 4 life
Quote 0 0
puffpuffpass
fleshlights.
Quote 0 0
stevenstrong
...Those life-like blow upz are bad ass but they cost like 300 bux...however they come equipped with wet moufz...
Quote 0 0
puffpuffpass
honestly, i would do one of those expensive ones.
Quote 0 0
Ascetic_Priest1
puffpuffpass wrote:

honestly, i would do one of those expensive ones.


Well, they're less expensive than a real chick and you can keep them in a trunk in the garage when you're done. No nagging and drama, I don't really see the problem.
Quote 0 0
Catzzz
lolz garage....y00z needz a basement beeitchz
Quote 0 0
Catzzz
yuk flag over face for glory
Quote 0 0
stevenstrong
I wood tOo...I said "wood" ( does best butt-head laff )
Quote 0 0
MrOzzfest
omg lol
Quote 0 0
stevenstrong
Ya, one from sri-lanka or sum shit...
Quote 0 0
stevenstrong
That's zeh good thing about russian slitz, when they start gettin on your nerves jus throw em down n zeh fuckin basement and make em sleep on that pissy cot...for 9 dayz strait
Quote 0 0
Ascetic_Priest1
stevenstrong wrote:

That's zeh good thing about russian slitz, when they start gettin on your nerves jus throw em down n zeh fuckin basement and make em sleep on that pissy cot...for 9 dayz strait


I' knock her fucking teeth out and piss down her throat. 
Quote 0 0
stevenstrong
Treat er like zeh fuckin piss colored head ah hair havin 3rd world slut-hound that she iz...
Quote 0 0
ELaSheZ
umm aight that's it
Guys are not really that good at sex either
Quote 0 0
stevenstrong
That's rite, were just good at walkin out after its over...(Putz on pantz, dives outta window)
Quote 0 0